Fuck You Friday: Zenyatta the Horse

Okay so if I do another Fuck You Friday, it’s probably guna be a person, but all this hype about this horse is enough for an exception. So I’m watching ESPN right now, and some ass-hole field reporter is talking about some race horse named Zenyatta, and comparing her to NCAA football. Are you fucking kidding me? He just said Zenyatta is like Boise State. So you’re telling me a female horse that’s won 19 races is like a top ten college football team? First of all, nobody even gave a shit about her until the Breeders’ Cup started getting press. Now all of a sudden sports analysts are saying she’s better than the 1972 Dolphins because they lost next season. I’m sorry but I call bull shit, she’s a damn horse. She runs fast. Besides this is her last race anyway and after she’s done they’re guna breed her with some guy horse then take her out back and pull an Old Yeller on her ass. Then a week later another horse with some ridiculous name will win a couple races and people will compare it to the fuckin NFL. Give me a break.

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