Fuck You Friday: LeBron James

Okay so I was originally not going to do LeBron for Fuck You Friday, but then as I’m watching ESPN I see LeBron whining because he’s playing TOO MANY MINUTES. Are you fucking kidding me? You act like your team change is a fucking CNN story and now you’re playing too much? Sack up LeBron, stop crying because your playing too much basketball. Hike up your skirt, get out there, and start producing some “W”s like you said this off-season. I’m sorry but I’m sure if you asked Kobe Bryant he’d say he’s not playing enough. Kobe pisses 44 fuckin minutes, he’d play the whole damn game if Phil Jackson let him. Rajon Rondo and Paul Pierce would die on the court if they could take the last shot or get that game winning assist. So you take a seat on your padded chair on the bench LeBron, you must be winded from all that talk you can’t back up. Let the big boys play, you catch your breath while the Celts run you up and down the court. Grow up, kid.

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