Legs= Shes a fuckin dancer, shes got .5 legs.
So we started off this gold standard segment with the one of the hottest girls in the world. Look at these pics, honestly how can you argue against it, other than the fact that shes dating fuckin Ryan Seacrest. Sorry about the lack of ass pics by the way, to make up for it check out her workout video, the bar has been raised.
Overall Rating= 9.1
The official Prime Cuts Girl rating system. Learn it. If you are ever debating whether or not a girl is hot enough to hook up with, just run her through the system, usually for me anyways anything above a 6.5 is worthy. The Prime Cutters are gonna start putting celebrities through the system in search of the Perfect 10, so you best be checkin up on this shit.
Ass= 3 points
Face= 3 points
Tits= 2 points
Legs= 1.5 points
Torso= .5 points
In Foghorn Leghorn’s absence, I took the liberty to toss on the Jam of the Week. This song has fire right in the name, and it totally lives up to it. Fire Burning was a legit song, but this just takes it to a whole new level. Why isn’t this kid famous? If this doesn’t make you wana get wild I then you’re a lost cause anyway. Fire Burning (Bananabeat Reefer Remix) by Chris Young the Rapper.
Now everyone and their mother hates LeBron, including myself, which is why I was so excited for the Heat Cavs game on Thursday. There was so much, hype, they even beefed up security like the fuckin president was coming to Cleveland. And after all the hype, death threats, what have you, Cleveland tucks their tail between their legs and let’s LeBron ravage them from start to finish. That’s how you know that Cleveland doesn’t deserve any sports teams. Like are you really guna let some douche embarrass your entire city, and then come back and do it again on the court? Better believe shit like that wouldn’t go down in Boston, he’d be assassinated before he got to the Garden. Gimme a break. Like did you think the boos in the intro were enough? It’s LeBron fucking James, the guy lives off hatred, he’s like Hades of some shit. The city of Cleveland is like that short skinny kid that always talks shit when the huge kid isn’t there, but when the huge kid comes around, the skinny kid is quiet as a mouse. And it’s not even worth it to mention their excuse for a basketball team, the most physical they were with Queen James was the huge hug each one of them gave him before the game like he was their boy or something. Cleveland sucks so much LeBron had to leave his own hometown just so he can come back and embarrass it. And so, Cleveland throws its white flag up to LeBron, and will cower in a corner until the next opportunity they have to boo him from afar. Cowards.
Couldn’t be happier then hearing that Andre Johnson was mic’d up during the fight with Tennessee Titans corner back Cortland Finnegan. Got to give it up to Andre Johnson he is one of the best wide receivers in the NFL and he can pack on hell of a haymaker. On a side note doesn’t Cortland Finnegan look like the poor mans Pauly D? Probably just the hair from close up.
Hold on to your seats boys and girls, this one’s fire. What other way is there to get your weekend started than gettin jiggy all over the place? Well I’ll tell you, there isn’t one. If your not in your dorm rooms gettin jiggy all over a member of the opposite sex tonight, we didn’t do our job. Let’s start the weekend off Big Willie Style with Gettin’ Jiggy With It by Will Smith. What a classic, Will Smith needs to call up DJ Jazzy Jeff and get back on the mic. Is there anything Will Smith isn’t great at?
P.S. It’s Foghorn Leghorn’s birthday today, better believe we’re gettin jiggy with it. Hopefully we’ll have some great footage of it too, we’ll keep you posted.