Theme Song Monday: Friends

Not m favorite show but the “Friends” theme song is a classic. The song is called “I’ll Be There For You” by The Rembrandts. There needs to be more shows with classic songs. Theme songs today are just another reason to use the fast forward button.

I Need This Shirt ASAP

 How fucking awesome is this shirt? If I had this shit I’d wear it around all the time and when someone says “Dude, your dick is out,” I’d look them in the eye and say “That’s my shirt, it’s a scaled down version, get at me.” Just rock out with my cock out all day.

Saturday Morning Wake-Up: Swim Good; Frank Ocean

What a great song to wake up to. Not too slow to put you back to sleep, but not too upbeat to make your head pound even more than it already is. This song’s definitely guna get me out again tonight to rage on the second half of an epic Halloween weekend.

Friday Jam of the Week: Work Out by J.Cole

J. Cole is fresh as fuck. Enough said. This song is absolute fire and this guy is on the up and up. Everyone needs to pick up his album Cole World that came out a few months ago. Every track on it is a banger. What a start to the weekend. Happy Halloween.

Want to shit your pants and then scare a friend?

Just click on this link, steal the bros lollipop by clicking on it, press allow and enjoy.
Don’t pussy out because it says allow. It doesn’t post anything to your Facebook or screw anything up. http://www.takethislollipop.com/

Its a little Halloween sketchiness to get the festivities started. Highly recommended to have those paranoid friends of yours do. Or your relatives that are new to Facebook that will absolutely take this seriously and start freaking out. When I first did it I nearly shat my skimpies at the advancement in technology that allowed this. Happy Halloweek everyone. Let the drinking and girls with no clothes begin. Cause we got Sluts, on sluts, on slutttss.

Top Ten: Family Guy Clips Involving Animals

Family Guy is one of the only shows that uses hilarious cutaways. Usually they don’t have anything to do with the story but they give the people watching a huge laugh. There is nothing that is off limits sex, drugs and anything that comes to Seth Macfarlane’s mind. There are tons of gut busting clips but we decided to countdown the ten clips that involve animals.

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