Friday Jam of the Week: Dance (A$$) Remix; Big Sean feat. Nicki Minaj

This song just flat out bumps. Big Sean is one of the freshest rappers around right now and Nicki Minaj kills this song just by being in the video. I’d love to get lost in that ass ass ass ass ass ass. Perfect song to jam to on a Friday night when you’re about to kill it on the dance floor.

I Need This Shirt ASAP

¬†How fucking awesome is this shirt? If I had this shit I’d wear it around all the time and when someone says “Dude, your dick is out,” I’d look them in the eye and say “That’s my shirt, it’s a scaled down version, get at me.” Just rock out with my cock out all day.

Saturday Morning Wake-Up: Swim Good; Frank Ocean

What a great song to wake up to. Not too slow to put you back to sleep, but not too upbeat to make your head pound even more than it already is. This song’s definitely guna get me out again tonight to rage on the second half of an epic Halloween weekend.

Friday Jam of the Week: Work Out by J.Cole

J. Cole is fresh as fuck. Enough said. This song is absolute fire and this guy is on the up and up. Everyone needs to pick up his album Cole World that came out a few months ago. Every track on it is a banger. What a start to the weekend. Happy Halloween.

The McRib is Back in Action

Full story here.

Yep, you heard it right. McDonalds released its famous and mysterious sandwich the McRib yesterday. This thing might be the nastiest looking slab of BBQ mystery meat on a fast food bun anywhere, but I fucking love it and you best believe I’m guna be waiting in line to get one of these artery-clogging atrocities. Let the cholesterol binge begin!

This commercial would definitely make me buy one of these babies.

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What Just Happened? Fake Ref Stops Play then Brawl Breaks Out at Football Game

CBS Article Here

What the hell just happened? This fake ref just waltzed through the sidelines and on to the field like he owned the place and no one stopped him? Like nobody noticed this dude was wearing shorts and a baggy ass ref shirt? I mean hey more power to the kid for getting through but you’re telling me nobody noticed the college-aged kid walking through the Arizona sidelines with ref clothes on? Big props to this kid for guts though. I mean he runs in, stops play by himself, then has the balls to ask the real ref for the ball. I mean if that’s not ballsy then I don’t know what is. Then he just takes off like a bat out of hell, no chance anyone caught him either because all the players were too busy bashing each others’ heads in. What an opportunity to get a few licks in though, when everyone is looking at the gazelle in ref clothes. Nothing like the University of Miami fight a few years ago though. Then again nobody is as thug as Brandon Meriweather.

 

 

Friday Jam of the Week: Mr. Saxobeat by Alexandra Stan

This song bumps so hard. If this isn’t a rager song I don’t know what is. All I picture when I listen to this song is a packed party with scantily clad ladies grinding their shit on other dudes’ shit. Can’t get much better than that. I guarantee this song will stay stuck in your head until you pass out tonight. Happy raging.

Lindsay Lohan Screws Up Again…Shocking

Lindsay Lohan Shows Up Late to Coroner’s Office For Her Community Service.

So yesterday the lovely Lindsay Lohan got tossed back in jail again for doing something wrong. At this point it doesn’t even matter what the hell she did, if you guess drugs or violated probation you’re probably right. I am so tired of hearing about this bitch it’s ridiculous. I feel like she just gets arrested now to get some publicity even though the only people who still care is TMZ. Regardless of what she might think, Lindsay Lohan is no longer a celebrity. She’s just another bitch who had everything handed to her on a silver platter and pissed it all away. She can’t even show up to her community service at the morgue on time. Grow the fuck up Lindsay, this isn’t The Parent Trap anymore, you can’t just switch places with your secret twin. At least she’ll be with people who look like her at the morgue, that’s probably the only place she’ll be able to get it in anyway. Yeah I did just go there.

At least she’s still killin it in her mugshot

Nothing like this though. She had so much potential as a ginger.