The Gold Standard: Sofia Vergara

There is no doubt that Sofia Vergara makes Modern Family much more enjoyable to watch but how does she stack up to The Gold Standard. Sofia has taken the mainstream by storm and she is a solidified smoke show. She has one of the best bodies out there and it helps that she has a feisty Columbian accent.  There is nothing better than a little latin flavor to brighten your hump day.

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Shia LaBeouf Gets Pummeled in Street Fight

Article/Video Here: Shia LaBeouf Fight — Pummeled to the Ground on Vancouver Sidewalk | TMZ.com.

Fuckin Vancouver man, just a bunch of ass-holes. Their team doesn’t win the Stanley Cup, they destroy the city. An A-List actor is walking on the street and they beat the shit out of them. Just no respect. I don’t know how they do it in Canada but around here if the star of Transformers is walking down the street you dap him up for being in the same movie as Megan Fox and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, being in Sarah Roemer, and being awesome in Even Stevens. If a guy like Shia is in movies with that caliber of smokes, then you shake his damn hand and show him some respect. Grow up Vancouver.

I rest my case.

Video: Ridiculous Beer Pong Trick Shots

This is just outrageous. Even if it’s fake it’s pretty sweet. The only thing is I can’t tell if these guys are just bosses and people I’d want on my beer pong team or just a house full of nerds who have way too much time on their hands.

Soulja Boy Arrested for Marijuana and Gun Possession

Article in People.com here: Soulja Boy Arrested in Georgia : People.com.

Wait, Soulja Boy is still alive? How is this scrub still making news, and more importantly why does he still have bodyguards? it’s not like a crazed fan is guna attack him or anything, he doesn’t have any left. He’s probably making more money selling pot than he did when he was “rapping”. They should have started Cranking that Soulja Boy when they got pulled over, the cops would’ve turned the guns on themselves and they would’ve gotten away.

This kid probably has more money in that bag than Soulja Boy has left from that damn song.

Theme Song Monday: Full House

You’re lying if you say this song wasn’t immediately stuck in your head after listening to it. Just an absolute classic. If this theme song doesn’t put you in a great mood on a shitty Monday I don’t know what will. What a reminder of the good old days when John Stamos had a mullet, Dave Coulier was funny, Bob Saget was…uh…doing drugs (nothing’s changed there), Jodie Sweetin wasn’t doing drugs (yet), and the Olsen twins were innocent little angels. Oh and by the way Candace Cameron is now wicked hot, wicked religious, and married to hockey star Pavel Bure‘s brother. Ah the 90’s, those were the days.

Jim Schwartz and Jim Harbaugh Get Scrappy After the Game

San Francisco 49ers – Niner Insider Blog – SFGate.com » Harbaugh celebration ticks off Lions coach – Jim Harbaugh was elated after the 49ers 25-19 win. Harbaugh was leaping up and down and when he shook Lions’ head coach Jim Schwartz’s hand he slapped him on the back. Schwartz turned and snarled at Harbaugh, Schwartz chased him and then a skirmish ensued.”

What a debacle. Two teams that haven’t been on the right side of the scoreboard for countless seasons are finally doing well and they don’t know how to handle it. Harbaugh’s over here acting like he won the goddamn SuperBowl already and Schwartz is acting like a little girl who just got her dollhouse stomped by her older brother. Well now I can see why the Lions play the way they do, their coach is as scummy as they are. Take it down a notch bro it’s not like you’ve never done that. Harbaugh that was a weak showing but hey, I’ve been waiting to have the Lions put in their place so props to you big guy for stomping Jim Schwartz’s dollhouse.

Fuck You Friday: Tony Romo

Sorry I didn’t post this on Friday, I had a real busy day filled with skipping classes and getting drunk. But at this point after watching five weeks of football, I can’t think of anyone who is more deserving of a nice fuck you than Tony Romo. I mean come on man, if you’re going to date the finest females in the celebrity world (Jessica Simpson and Candice Crawford), you gotta back it up on the field. I’m sick and tired of hearing everyone giving this vag the benefit of the doubt for his shit performance and choke-shows on the football field. Maybe he should take notes from Tom Brady, guy has a kid with Bridget Moynahan, then decides he would rather date the hottest supermodel in the game Gisele Bündchen, wifes her up, all the while tearing it up as the best quarterback in the NFL. Listen Tony, if you’re guna date smokes, you gotta have the stones to back it up, and judging by your horrendous performance, you ain’t got em. So, in conclusion, fuck you Tony Romo, fuck you.

Music Spotlight: T.I. Makes a Comeback on the N****s in Paris Remix

Find the Lyrics and MP3 Here:T.I., “Niggas in Paris (Remix)” (Lyrics + MP3).

T.I. didn’t waste any time after he got out of prison. He just hopped on one of the hottest tracks around right now with the two hottest rappers around right now. I’d say that’s not a bad start to a comeback. It’s only one verse but he’s definitely still got it.

Saturday Morning Wake-Up: Where are You Going, Dave Matthews Band

So I’m starting a new segment, the Saturday Morning wake-up. Just a song to help get your drunk ass out of bed and make something out of your life after a long, intoxicated Friday night. And yes I know it’s 2:30 in the afternoon, if you wake up before noon on a Saturday morning you’re not doing it right. Now for the inaugural Saturday Morning Wake-Up: Where are You Going by Dave Matthews Band. Enjoy bitches.

PS mad props to Mr. Deeds in this video. I might have to watch that movie now.