Introducing Eliza Dushku, many people know her from the original Bring It On and the New Guy, but thats not why we remember her. She is an absolute fox. I remember when I was 12, touching myself to her while she was jumping around in Bring It On. I am sold that she is one of the only reasons that movie got any hype. I have to admit that I did forget about her since she hasnt done anything the last few years but if she did, I would pay to see it. So here is my attempt at rating Eliza Dushku, have we finally found our first dime?
Legs= Shes a fuckin dancer, shes got .5 legs.
So we started off this gold standard segment with the one of the hottest girls in the world. Look at these pics, honestly how can you argue against it, other than the fact that shes dating fuckin Ryan Seacrest. Sorry about the lack of ass pics by the way, to make up for it check out her workout video, the bar has been raised.
Overall Rating= 9.1
The official Prime Cuts Girl rating system. Learn it. If you are ever debating whether or not a girl is hot enough to hook up with, just run her through the system, usually for me anyways anything above a 6.5 is worthy. The Prime Cutters are gonna start putting celebrities through the system in search of the Perfect 10, so you best be checkin up on this shit.
Ass= 3 points
Face= 3 points
Tits= 2 points
Legs= 1.5 points
Torso= .5 points
Kanye was trying to send Bush an apology years after calling him a racist, but Matt Lauer plays “the taylor swift incident” in the meantime. What will he do next. Call lauer a racist. Interrupt his show with a bottle of hennesy telling him that The View is a better show than USA Today? Or will he come up with something new to make himself an even more hated man.
Following the interview, Kanye tweeted:
“Yo I really wonder if Matt Lauer thought that shit was cool to play the “MTV” clip will I was speaking about Bush?”
After Sugarland CMA’s performance of Stuck Like Glue, I now have one less song in my itunes library. The song is great, but Sugarland, figure it the fuck out, everytime you say heart or hair doesnt mean you have to point to a body part. You have a great country voice, but your dancing and hand gestures are pushing me further and further from your music.
Eagle Scout, volunteer fire fighter, guy who lives in my basement, scuba diver, and now Prime cuts #1 fan. I showed him the blog for the first time today and hes already asking about posters. If you are interested in getting to know Ry, you can finding him roaming the Shouth Shore in his big red truck.
No he didnt die. ESPN finally let him go after announcing ball games for over 20 years. I have to admit, he does have some good insight and I may miss his negative commentary on Sunday Night Baseball, but he has been known to exaggerate at times.
“Jon [Miller], I want to correct something that I said last week — you weren’t here so you weren’t involved — but last week we were talking about Don Wilson pitching a no-hitter and I remember talking to him about Hank Aaron and saying it wouldn’t be the worst thing if he walked him. And he said ‘get away’ and he went out and struck him out. Well it happened in the dugout, not on the field. I got it mixed up with an incident I had with Al Hollins, who in a similar situation was pitching with me at the Giants, so I had the two confused.”