Lady Getting Banged by Jesus on a Car

Literally died laughing watching this. Like Jesus would bang such a hideous woman, please. She does have good form though…

” I got some for water for you..It’s Jesus wateeeer.” Love her. Love

Some one is on drugs on drugs on drugs.

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Want to shit your pants and then scare a friend?

Just click on this link, steal the bros lollipop by clicking on it, press allow and enjoy.
Don’t pussy out because it says allow. It doesn’t post anything to your Facebook or screw anything up. http://www.takethislollipop.com/

Its a little Halloween sketchiness to get the festivities started. Highly recommended to have those paranoid friends of yours do. Or your relatives that are new to Facebook that will absolutely take this seriously and start freaking out. When I first did it I nearly shat my skimpies at the advancement in technology that allowed this. Happy Halloweek everyone. Let the drinking and girls with no clothes begin. Cause we got Sluts, on sluts, on slutttss.

Iceland Bro Puking on His Friends Face

What. The. Fuck. I have no idea what in this world would possess you to projectile vomit all over your boys face. Like these dudes just call each other up, “Yo what you wanna do tonight?” “I don’t know man why don’t I just get down into my skimpies and have you puke on my face?” Just unreal what the whole 6 months of darkness 6 months of sunlight will do to a country. Yuck.

Video: Momma’s Got a Boot

And the extra point is good by Senora. Seriously though, nothing like a getting your ass whooped in a fight and have mommy come save you. Sad thing is this kid stood up like he actually did something. No, you were getting you face smashed in until Gostkowski‘s maid walked to the line and punted your opponents head through the up rights. Someone get her a contract.

Video: Why Dogs are Awesome

Now, this is why dogs are above all other animals we humans let into our lives. Talk about never leaving a down soldier behind. No fear and all bravery. You won’t see a fucking cat go after his bro when he’s hit by a car. No, he’ll cough up a fur ball, lick his cock, and wish him good next 8 lives. Just love this video, nothing like real world evidence to prove that your always right. Dog’s rule and cats suck.

P.S.:  Fish are alright.

Facebook is changing again…but this might actually be cool.

So, Facebook is at it again. They plan to unveil a completely new setup for your profiles. They want it to act as a timeline of our lives and hope to evolve Facebook to the point where you get one when you are born. Kind of cool, kind of crazy, kind of scared to know what the females will do with their time now that their is no need to scrap book anymore. Anyways, its not going to change October 15th,  but you can actually get it now.

What I have found is that if the Developer doesnt pop up right away just click “view all results” and its the second or third one down. Just hit Go to App.