Want to shit your pants and then scare a friend?

Just click on this link, steal the bros lollipop by clicking on it, press allow and enjoy.
Don’t pussy out because it says allow. It doesn’t post anything to your Facebook or screw anything up. http://www.takethislollipop.com/

Its a little Halloween sketchiness to get the festivities started. Highly recommended to have those paranoid friends of yours do. Or your relatives that are new to Facebook that will absolutely take this seriously and start freaking out. When I first did it I nearly shat my skimpies at the advancement in technology that allowed this. Happy Halloweek everyone. Let the drinking and girls with no clothes begin. Cause we got Sluts, on sluts, on slutttss.

Iceland Bro Puking on His Friends Face

What. The. Fuck. I have no idea what in this world would possess you to projectile vomit all over your boys face. Like these dudes just call each other up, “Yo what you wanna do tonight?” “I don’t know man why don’t I just get down into my skimpies and have you puke on my face?” Just unreal what the whole 6 months of darkness 6 months of sunlight will do to a country. Yuck.

Video: Momma’s Got a Boot

And the extra point is good by Senora. Seriously though, nothing like a getting your ass whooped in a fight and have mommy come save you. Sad thing is this kid stood up like he actually did something. No, you were getting you face smashed in until Gostkowski‘s maid walked to the line and punted your opponents head through the up rights. Someone get her a contract.

Video: Why Dogs are Awesome

Now, this is why dogs are above all other animals we humans let into our lives. Talk about never leaving a down soldier behind. No fear and all bravery. You won’t see a fucking cat go after his bro when he’s hit by a car. No, he’ll cough up a fur ball, lick his cock, and wish him good next 8 lives. Just love this video, nothing like real world evidence to prove that your always right. Dog’s rule and cats suck.

P.S.:  Fish are alright.

Facebook is changing again…but this might actually be cool.

So, Facebook is at it again. They plan to unveil a completely new setup for your profiles. They want it to act as a timeline of our lives and hope to evolve Facebook to the point where you get one when you are born. Kind of cool, kind of crazy, kind of scared to know what the females will do with their time now that their is no need to scrap book anymore. Anyways, its not going to change October 15th,  but you can actually get it now.

What I have found is that if the Developer doesnt pop up right away just click “view all results” and its the second or third one down. Just hit Go to App.

Jam of the Week

All right, already
The show goes on
All night ’til the morning
We drink so long
Anybody ever wonder
When they would see the sun go
Just remember when you come up
The show goes on

Just a bangin song promoting getting fucked up with your friends and livin in the moment. Those lyrics right above are definiately some we can all live to. Enjoy

The Greatest Invention Ever Made

So, its Sunday your sittin on your couch chillin watchin football maybe smokin an l wit the boys.. or girls who knows. And you’re all hung over n shit because last night you drank 1o cups of coffee and 12 beers all at once because apparently if its disguised with a berry taste and has a cool designed can we think its perfectly fine and healthy for us to pound that Loko until were in a pleasant comatose. Well, the day rolls on and  hunger sets in and the last thing you probably want to think about doing is going grocery shopping and I know some of you fags still live in dorms and shit and you continually eat solid diarrhea  out of the dining halls or whatever, but some of us normal folks like to survive off real food.

Introducing ladies and gentle men the Stop and Shop Peapod delivery service. So, as Tom Brady hits Welker on the slant and your boy passes you the l you can be addin a nice Prime Cut Porterhouse to your basket. I probably spent three days on this thing just browsin the isles pickin out beautiful things to add to my cart. Then once your christmas list…I mean grocery list is complete all you gotta do is set a delivery time and pay the fuckers. I would be lieing if I told I didn’t set an alarm for his arrival, I mean its not every day some kind person shows up to your house with an ass load of food destined for your fridge and your fridge only. Now, okay there is a little delivery charge for this service, but fuck it while your walking back and forth and all through that store listenin to babies cry and fat people softly giggle to themselves in excitement i’ll be watchin Deon Branch catch one deep. For these reasons Peapod is one of the greatest inventions ever made.

Club Can’t Handle India Right Noww

Yo Orifice checkin in for the first time bringin you an array of shit from things that piss me off to things that make  me giggle. Obviously, its hard to keep the focus on my words when you got  Bollywood Hollywood above me tearin shit up. At one point this kid was trying so fucking hard to keep up I  thought he might pass out haha I mean buddy atleast prepare your lungs if your gonna take on such a song. Either way I’m proud of him for trying. Have a good weekend ribeyes. Peace

PS. Don’t know about you fools, but does he not resemble Mowgli from the Jungle Book…..