Does everyone know that stereotypical douche-bag faggot that goes to your school? Well at the main location of the The Prime Cutters, we have “That Kid” and of course we fucking hate him. You all know the kid I am talking about, the poser lax bro that thinks he looks good dressed in outlandish outfits wearing colors like pink and yellow and thinking it is acceptable and shows his masculinity. He tries to play lacrosse but of course hes so god damn nonathletic and useless that he doesn’t even come close to making the squad. Fuck that kid and everything about him. Who the fuck does he think he is even talking to me at any point in time. Do not step foot in my house and don’t even think about talking to me…ever, because frankly i don’t want to hear whatever stupid ass ignorant shit is about to come out of your mouth. So if you all know “That Kid” next time you see him, do us a favor here at The Prime Cuts and tell him to fuck off or my favorite saying Blow me. And for all of you who are in fact “That Kid” do us all a favor and leave me the fuck alone.
“The New Meadowlands Stadium experienced two power outages in the 3rd quarter of tonight’s game,” a statement issued by stadium said. “Power was lost when one of the two feeders to the stadium experienced a power interruption.”
The stadium then started taking power from the second feeder, the statement said.
“A second power interruption occurred to the second feeder causing a full outage,” the statement said. “Functionality to the original feeder was restored and we are now receiving power though that feeder.”
“We are currently investigating the original cause of the interruption,” the statement said.
SAN DIEGO – A cruise ship stranded offshore with 4,500 passengers and crew must be towed slowly into a Mexican port and will not arrive until at least Wednesday night, the Coast Guard said Tuesday.
So let me get this straight, a massive multi-million dollar cruise ship has one little fire and all of a sudden has no power whatsoever? I’m sorry but isn’t it like engineering 101 to have at least a backup power source? Or just don’t put fire hazards near the box marked “power”? So now all the little kids on this boat have to drift for two days til they get to Mexico with all this awesome cruise shit around them and they can’t even play with it? That’s just not right. And on top of that, once they get to Mexico, they have to ride a bus 50 miles through the desert to get back to the U.S. border. Yeah pile everyone and all their valuables and luggage and money into a few busses and send them into the badlands, that’ll go off without a hitch! It’s only a matter of time before a hoard of Mexican Pirate/Drug Smugglers take over the busses and pillage to their hearts’ content. They’ll probably make the people do human cockfighting or some shit too just for shits and gigs. Carnival’s really got their shit together huh?
The best part of this whole debacle is that Carnival, in addition to refunding everyone’s money, is giving the passengers a free cruise in the future. Like oh okay let me just take work off and grab all my shit and hop on another million dollar fire hazard and be tossed on another Mexican Deathbus and be human cock fighters for the Mexican Drug Cartel, what’s the worst that could happen? Gotta love the compassion of Carnival Cruise Lines.