A crash is one of the only reasons to watch NASCAR or IndyCar racing. Indy 500 winner Dan Weldon was involved in a horrific 15 car crash at the Las Vegas Motor Speedway. Cars were flying around the track like Matchbox Cars being thrown around by a toddler. There is something about this where you just can’t look away no matter how horrific it was. Weldon was only 33 and in the prime of a very promising racing career.
San Francisco 49ers – Niner Insider Blog – SFGate.com » Harbaugh celebration ticks off Lions coach – “Jim Harbaugh was elated after the 49ers 25-19 win. Harbaugh was leaping up and down and when he shook Lions’ head coach Jim Schwartz’s hand he slapped him on the back. Schwartz turned and snarled at Harbaugh, Schwartz chased him and then a skirmish ensued.”
What a debacle. Two teams that haven’t been on the right side of the scoreboard for countless seasons are finally doing well and they don’t know how to handle it. Harbaugh’s over here acting like he won the goddamn SuperBowl already and Schwartz is acting like a little girl who just got her dollhouse stomped by her older brother. Well now I can see why the Lions play the way they do, their coach is as scummy as they are. Take it down a notch bro it’s not like you’ve never done that. Harbaugh that was a weak showing but hey, I’ve been waiting to have the Lions put in their place so props to you big guy for stomping Jim Schwartz’s dollhouse.
Sorry I didn’t post this on Friday, I had a real busy day filled with skipping classes and getting drunk. But at this point after watching five weeks of football, I can’t think of anyone who is more deserving of a nice fuck you than Tony Romo. I mean come on man, if you’re going to date the finest females in the celebrity world (Jessica Simpson and Candice Crawford), you gotta back it up on the field. I’m sick and tired of hearing everyone giving this vag the benefit of the doubt for his shit performance and choke-shows on the football field. Maybe he should take notes from Tom Brady, guy has a kid with Bridget Moynahan, then decides he would rather date the hottest supermodel in the game Gisele Bündchen, wifes her up, all the while tearing it up as the best quarterback in the NFL. Listen Tony, if you’re guna date smokes, you gotta have the stones to back it up, and judging by your horrendous performance, you ain’t got em. So, in conclusion, fuck you Tony Romo, fuck you.
Calvin Johnson has the most fitting nickname in sports. “Megatron” has a wingspan of 6’10”, a height of 6’5″, a weight of 240lbs, runs a 40 yard dash in less than 4.3 seconds, and has an overall reach of 8’8″. How do you stop that? Answer: you don’t. If World War III breaks out, just clone a couple thousand Calvin Johnsons and America would have more than enough firepower to decimate every other country on the planet. Hell they’d probably catch enemies’ bombs out of mid-air, run them into the nearest end zone, and dunk them through the uprights…given it’d be kind of counterproductive but at least we’d have the most badass army in the world. Only thing bad about the guy is I’m playing against him in Fantasy Football this week. Long live Megatron.
Probably not something to throw on the old resume when he’s looking for a new job.
No he didnt die. ESPN finally let him go after announcing ball games for over 20 years. I have to admit, he does have some good insight and I may miss his negative commentary on Sunday Night Baseball, but he has been known to exaggerate at times.
“Jon [Miller], I want to correct something that I said last week — you weren’t here so you weren’t involved — but last week we were talking about Don Wilson pitching a no-hitter and I remember talking to him about Hank Aaron and saying it wouldn’t be the worst thing if he walked him. And he said ‘get away’ and he went out and struck him out. Well it happened in the dugout, not on the field. I got it mixed up with an incident I had with Al Hollins, who in a similar situation was pitching with me at the Giants, so I had the two confused.”