21 Jump Street stars Jonah Hill’s and this is his first movie where he is skinny. Hill might have lost a ton of weight but he hasn’t lost his comedic genius. The movie is loosely based off of the television series staring Johnny Depp. To make this movie even better Ron Swanson (A.K.A. Nick Offerman) makes an appearance as well as Ice Cube and Channing Tatum.
What. The. Fuck. I have no idea what in this world would possess you to projectile vomit all over your boys face. Like these dudes just call each other up, “Yo what you wanna do tonight?” “I don’t know man why don’t I just get down into my skimpies and have you puke on my face?” Just unreal what the whole 6 months of darkness 6 months of sunlight will do to a country. Yuck.
And the extra point is good by Senora. Seriously though, nothing like a getting your ass whooped in a fight and have mommy come save you. Sad thing is this kid stood up like he actually did something. No, you were getting you face smashed in until Gostkowski‘s maid walked to the line and punted your opponents head through the up rights. Someone get her a contract.
This is just outrageous. Even if it’s fake it’s pretty sweet. The only thing is I can’t tell if these guys are just bosses and people I’d want on my beer pong team or just a house full of nerds who have way too much time on their hands.
Now, this is why dogs are above all other animals we humans let into our lives. Talk about never leaving a down soldier behind. No fear and all bravery. You won’t see a fucking cat go after his bro when he’s hit by a car. No, he’ll cough up a fur ball, lick his cock, and wish him good next 8 lives. Just love this video, nothing like real world evidence to prove that your always right. Dog’s rule and cats suck.
P.S.: Fish are alright.
“Rapunzel? Those are fucking extensions.”
Preach Jenna. Preach.
Call me insensitive, but are you kidding me with this shit? This little girl dresses up and makes a video of her and her friend singing Superbass by Nicki Minaj, and next thing she knows she’s on the Ellen DeGeneres show singing it with the hottest female rapper around. Shit if this is all it takes I’ll dress up in a princess dress and toss on a tiara while jamming out to Nicki and I’ll know all the words too. YouTube here we come!
By the way, what’s with this dude balling his eyes out? Hope he saved some tissues for when he watched The Notebook later that night.
I gotta hand it to her though, she is pretty damn adorable. Hey, I have a heart too ya know!