Friday Jam of the Week: Work Out by J.Cole

J. Cole is fresh as fuck. Enough said. This song is absolute fire and this guy is on the up and up. Everyone needs to pick up his album Cole World that came out a few months ago. Every track on it is a banger. What a start to the weekend. Happy Halloween.

Want to shit your pants and then scare a friend?

Just click on this link, steal the bros lollipop by clicking on it, press allow and enjoy.
Don’t pussy out because it says allow. It doesn’t post anything to your Facebook or screw anything up. http://www.takethislollipop.com/

Its a little Halloween sketchiness to get the festivities started. Highly recommended to have those paranoid friends of yours do. Or your relatives that are new to Facebook that will absolutely take this seriously and start freaking out. When I first did it I nearly shat my skimpies at the advancement in technology that allowed this. Happy Halloweek everyone. Let the drinking and girls with no clothes begin. Cause we got Sluts, on sluts, on slutttss.

Top Ten: Family Guy Clips Involving Animals

Family Guy is one of the only shows that uses hilarious cutaways. Usually they don’t have anything to do with the story but they give the people watching a huge laugh. There is nothing that is off limits sex, drugs and anything that comes to Seth Macfarlane’s mind. There are tons of gut busting clips but we decided to countdown the ten clips that involve animals.

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Iceland Bro Puking on His Friends Face

What. The. Fuck. I have no idea what in this world would possess you to projectile vomit all over your boys face. Like these dudes just call each other up, “Yo what you wanna do tonight?” “I don’t know man why don’t I just get down into my skimpies and have you puke on my face?” Just unreal what the whole 6 months of darkness 6 months of sunlight will do to a country. Yuck.

The McRib is Back in Action

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Yep, you heard it right. McDonalds released its famous and mysterious sandwich the McRib yesterday. This thing might be the nastiest looking slab of BBQ mystery meat on a fast food bun anywhere, but I fucking love it and you best believe I’m guna be waiting in line to get one of these artery-clogging atrocities. Let the cholesterol binge begin!

This commercial would definitely make me buy one of these babies.

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Theme Song Monday: Nickelodeon Guts

Kids of the 90’s this was your American Galdiators. Knee boarding in a giant wave pool, slam dunking with a bungee cord on your back, and biking through a obstacle course this show literally reduced childhood obesity. I just wish that I could grab a piece of the Aggro Crag.

Be sure to check out this “Super Aggro Crag” battle on the Global Version of Guts