Friday Jam of the Week: Dance (A$$) Remix; Big Sean feat. Nicki Minaj

This song just flat out bumps. Big Sean is one of the freshest rappers around right now and Nicki Minaj kills this song just by being in the video. I’d love to get lost in that ass ass ass ass ass ass. Perfect song to jam to on a Friday night when you’re about to kill it on the dance floor.

Top Ten: Ja Rule Songs of All Time

Before 50 Cent ran Ja Rule’s name through the mud he was one of the most popular artists in music. Ja’s street cred was challenged by 50 Cent as well as his singing on the chorus of songs. The funny thing about 50 Cent making fun of Ja Rule singing in his songs is that 50 Cent started to sing in his songs. Even though no one was a Ja Rule fan after his beef with 50 you can’t help but think years later Ja Rule was on a bevy of hot tracks. He was responsible for Ashanti and Jennifer Lopez (J. Lo) blowing up. His acting career was terrible but he was one of the first rappers to have a acting career. Ja Rule’s past couple years haven’t been the best. He was sentenced to 28 months in prison for tax evasion and his album Pain is Love 2 was pushed back yet again to January 17th. Nevertheless Ja Rule was a hit maker, here are his top ten songs of all time.

The Gold Standard: Zooey Deschanel

Ah the mystery that is Zooey Deschanel. Sexy as hell, but no man can explain exactly what he likes about her. For you idiots who don’t already know who Zooey Deschanel is, she was the blonde chick in the movie Elf, she was in Failure to Launch, and now she has her own new show on FOX called New Girl. The thing is, she’s not one of those chicks who wears next to nothing, so she leaves so much to the imagination, and with the kind of imagination I got, and what she does show off, that’s a pretty deadly combination, and not in a bad way that’s for damn sure. So after hours of deliberating on one of the most perplexing cases on The Gold Standard, here’s our attempt at decoding the mythical foxiness of Zooey Deschanel.

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The Gold Standard: Julianne Hough

Torso= .5

Face= 2.9

Tits= 1.5

Legs= Shes a fuckin dancer, shes got .5 legs.

So we started off  this gold standard segment with the one of the hottest girls in the world.  Look at these pics, honestly how can you argue against it, other than the fact that shes dating fuckin Ryan Seacrest.  Sorry about the lack of ass pics by the way, to make up for it check out her workout video, the bar has been raised.

Ass= 2.7

Overall Rating= 9.1

The Gold Standard

The official Prime Cuts Girl rating system. Learn it.  If you are ever debating whether or not a girl is hot enough to hook up with, just run her through the system, usually for me anyways anything above a 6.5 is worthy. The Prime Cutters are gonna start putting celebrities through the system in search of the Perfect 10, so you best be checkin up on this shit.

Ass= 3 points

Face= 3 points

Tits= 2 points

Legs= 1.5 points

Torso= .5 points