Yikes! Hope Solo’s ESPN Magazine Photo Shoot

I know it was a few weeks ago but something had to be said about this. When I saw this cover shot I almost shed a tear. Just ruined my whole image of Hope Solo. I don’t mind a muscly girl but not if she looks like she could bench press me. Thankfully the rest of her photoshoot was better. The rest of the pictures made everything right in the world again. Don’t worry Hope, you’re still one of the hottest female athletes I’ve ever laid eyes on.
More of her photoshoot after the jump. Trust me you need to see these to cancel out the cover shot.

Top Ten: Hottest Female Sportscasters

Honorable Mentions:

Hannah Storm

Timeless hottness right here. If she didn’t have such stiff competition she’d crack the top ten easily. Storm is almost 50 she will easily be the hottest AARP card member.

10. Rachel Nichols

Something about Rachel Nichols just screams, “You can get it.” Don’t ask me what that something is though. Maybe it’s all that reporting in empty stadiums.

9. Charissa Thompson

Definitely the dark horse of the top ten. Those eyes say it all.

8. Jenn Brown

Jenn Brown being number 8 on this list just goes to show how stacked this lineup is. The bikini shot was the deal breaker. You win with skin!

7. Melissa Stark

What a face and from what I can see the bod to match. Total package.

6. Lindsay Soto

BOOBS. Oh, she’s got a nice face too, bonus! One pic is more than enough.

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Antelope Shows its Tackling Skills

Listen I know this video has been on a bunch of different other sites already but I don’t give a shit this needs to be shared everywhere it can be. This antelope is a monster, just holdin it down in the savannah, showing every biker who thinks he’s hot shit that this is his house. Slap a Bears jersey on this guy and put him next to Brian Urlacher and he’d fit right in. Nobody bikes through this guy’s spot without payin the toll. This four-legged linebacker puts Terrible Terry Tate to shame.

You must be outta yo mind son!

Megatron Continues to Destroy Everything in his Path

Calvin Johnson has the most fitting nickname in sports. “Megatron” has a wingspan of 6’10”, a height of 6’5″, a weight of 240lbs, runs a 40 yard dash in less than 4.3 seconds, and has an overall reach of 8’8″. How do you stop that? Answer: you don’t. If World War III breaks out, just clone a couple thousand Calvin Johnsons and America would have more than enough firepower to decimate every other country on the planet. Hell they’d probably catch enemies’ bombs out of mid-air, run them into the nearest end zone, and dunk them through the uprights…given it’d be kind of counterproductive but at least we’d have the most badass army in the world. Only thing bad about the guy is I’m playing against him in Fantasy Football this week. Long live Megatron.

What Just Happened?: ESPN pulls Hank Williams Jr.’s “Are You Ready for Some Football”

How can ESPN pull “Are you ready for some football” the song and music video are America. All because Hank Williams Jr. was hammered on Fox News. The first seconds of the video he is trying to lay the mack down on the female host. Then he looks like he wants to tell one of the other hosts to “go fuck himself.” Hank bleeds America. The American way is to speak your mind. Celebrities can’t say anything now without the media going crazy. ESPN pulled a song that has been synonymous with Monday Night Football since 1991.   I have to say ESPN is coming out of this situation like a bunch of cowards. Having the song be the intro to Monday Night Football does not mean that ESPN supports Hank’s views. This is a cover your ass move by ESPN and it is the wrong one. Hank Williams Jr. is just speaking his mind and he didn’t even have to apologize. All he did was make politics interesting for a couple days. “Are You Ready for Some Football” needs to be put back on the air.

This is the most American video aside from every Toby Keith video ever.

Hank Williams Jr. – Are You Ready for Some Football

Andre Johnson Wired For Sound During Fight

Couldn’t be happier then hearing that Andre Johnson was mic’d up during the fight with Tennessee Titans corner back Cortland Finnegan. Got to give it up to Andre Johnson he is one of the best wide receivers in the NFL and he can pack on hell of a haymaker. On a side note doesn’t Cortland Finnegan look like the poor mans Pauly D? Probably just the hair from close up. 

Joe Morgan Will Be Missed

No he didnt die. ESPN finally let him go after announcing ball games for over 20 years.  I have to admit, he does have some good insight and I may miss his negative commentary on Sunday Night Baseball, but he has been known to exaggerate at times.

“Jon [Miller], I want to correct something that I said last week — you weren’t here so you weren’t involved — but last week we were talking about Don Wilson pitching a no-hitter and I remember talking to him about Hank Aaron and saying it wouldn’t be the worst thing if he walked him. And he said ‘get away’ and he went out and struck him out. Well it happened in the dugout, not on the field. I got it mixed up with an incident I had with Al Hollins, who in a similar situation was pitching with me at the Giants, so I had the two confused.”

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/They-re-out-Joe-Morgan-and-Jon-Miller-nixed-fro?urn=mlb-283531

Fuck You Friday Update: Zenyatta Lost.

Just to let everyone know, “Boise State” Zenyatta the horse lost by a nose. That’s what happens when you compare an undefeated horse to a fucking football team. Now the sports world is right again.

P.S.

The headline of the ESPN video is “Ain’t What She Used to Be.” First of all, ain’t what she was this morning? And if thats not a death sentence in a headline I don’t know what is.

Breeders’ Cup: Zenyatta loses by a head to Blame in the Breeders’ Cup Classic – ESPN.

Fuck You Friday: Zenyatta the Horse

Okay so if I do another Fuck You Friday, it’s probably guna be a person, but all this hype about this horse is enough for an exception. So I’m watching ESPN right now, and some ass-hole field reporter is talking about some race horse named Zenyatta, and comparing her to NCAA football. Are you fucking kidding me? He just said Zenyatta is like Boise State. So you’re telling me a female horse that’s won 19 races is like a top ten college football team? First of all, nobody even gave a shit about her until the Breeders’ Cup started getting press. Now all of a sudden sports analysts are saying she’s better than the 1972 Dolphins because they lost next season. I’m sorry but I call bull shit, she’s a damn horse. She runs fast. Besides this is her last race anyway and after she’s done they’re guna breed her with some guy horse then take her out back and pull an Old Yeller on her ass. Then a week later another horse with some ridiculous name will win a couple races and people will compare it to the fuckin NFL. Give me a break.