Scene of the Week–Trade Rape

In the spirit of football season and the beginning of third season of one of the all time best shows, The League, we thought here at The Prime Cuts that this would be a good idea to start off the new tradition of scene of the week. Now because I am a patriots fan and I fucking hate the Jets I figured a scene about Plaxico “Cheddar Bob” Burress would be a great post due to his shitty play against the Patriots last sunday. Hope you enjoy…

Antelope Shows its Tackling Skills

Listen I know this video has been on a bunch of different other sites already but I don’t give a shit this needs to be shared everywhere it can be. This antelope is a monster, just holdin it down in the savannah, showing every biker who thinks he’s hot shit that this is his house. Slap a Bears jersey on this guy and put him next to Brian Urlacher and he’d fit right in. Nobody bikes through this guy’s spot without payin the toll. This four-legged linebacker puts Terrible Terry Tate to shame.

You must be outta yo mind son!

Megatron Continues to Destroy Everything in his Path

Calvin Johnson has the most fitting nickname in sports. “Megatron” has a wingspan of 6’10”, a height of 6’5″, a weight of 240lbs, runs a 40 yard dash in less than 4.3 seconds, and has an overall reach of 8’8″. How do you stop that? Answer: you don’t. If World War III breaks out, just clone a couple thousand Calvin Johnsons and America would have more than enough firepower to decimate every other country on the planet. Hell they’d probably catch enemies’ bombs out of mid-air, run them into the nearest end zone, and dunk them through the uprights…given it’d be kind of counterproductive but at least we’d have the most badass army in the world. Only thing bad about the guy is I’m playing against him in Fantasy Football this week. Long live Megatron.