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Yep, you heard it right. McDonalds released its famous and mysterious sandwich the McRib yesterday. This thing might be the nastiest looking slab of BBQ mystery meat on a fast food bun anywhere, but I fucking love it and you best believe I’m guna be waiting in line to get one of these artery-clogging atrocities. Let the cholesterol binge begin!
This commercial would definitely make me buy one of these babies.
Oh so if I want to lose weight all I have to do is eat…Taco Bell? I mean this has to be a joke right? Like is it legal for a fast food place that sells dog food meat in a wet cardboard tortilla to say that they can help someone lose weight? And I love how the lady says all you have to do is “reduce your daily calories” and eat Taco Bell. Really” You mean all I have to do to lose weight is eat less? You’re kidding! God why didn’t anyone tell me it was so easy, let me go stuff my face with a Double Beef Burrito to celebrate, cause it’s the Drive Thru Diet! Bathing-suit season here I come! Figure it the fuck out Taco Bell. I wonder how many Weight Watchers points a Chalupa is?
I can feel the fat disappearing already!