The Gold Standard: Sofia Vergara

There is no doubt that Sofia Vergara makes Modern Family much more enjoyable to watch but how does she stack up to The Gold Standard. Sofia has taken the mainstream by storm and she is a solidified smoke show. She has one of the best bodies out there and it helps that she has a feisty Columbian accent.  There is nothing better than a little latin flavor to brighten your hump day.

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The Gold Standard: Eliza Dushku

Introducing Eliza Dushku, many people know her from the original Bring It On and the New Guy, but thats not why we remember her.  She is an absolute fox.  I remember when I was 12, touching myself to her while she was jumping around in Bring It On.  I am sold that she is one of the only reasons that movie got any hype.  I have to admit that I did forget about her since she hasnt done anything the last few years but if she did, I would pay to see it.  So here is my attempt at rating Eliza Dushku, have we finally found our first dime?

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Top Ten: Hottest Female Sportscasters

Honorable Mentions:

Hannah Storm

Timeless hottness right here. If she didn’t have such stiff competition she’d crack the top ten easily. Storm is almost 50 she will easily be the hottest AARP card member.

10. Rachel Nichols

Something about Rachel Nichols just screams, “You can get it.” Don’t ask me what that something is though. Maybe it’s all that reporting in empty stadiums.

9. Charissa Thompson

Definitely the dark horse of the top ten. Those eyes say it all.

8. Jenn Brown

Jenn Brown being number 8 on this list just goes to show how stacked this lineup is. The bikini shot was the deal breaker. You win with skin!

7. Melissa Stark

What a face and from what I can see the bod to match. Total package.

6. Lindsay Soto

BOOBS. Oh, she’s got a nice face too, bonus! One pic is more than enough.

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The Gold Standard: Zooey Deschanel

Ah the mystery that is Zooey Deschanel. Sexy as hell, but no man can explain exactly what he likes about her. For you idiots who don’t already know who Zooey Deschanel is, she was the blonde chick in the movie Elf, she was in Failure to Launch, and now she has her own new show on FOX called New Girl. The thing is, she’s not one of those chicks who wears next to nothing, so she leaves so much to the imagination, and with the kind of imagination I got, and what she does show off, that’s a pretty deadly combination, and not in a bad way that’s for damn sure. So after hours of deliberating on one of the most perplexing cases on The Gold Standard, here’s our attempt at decoding the mythical foxiness of Zooey Deschanel.

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