The Gold Standard: Eliza Dushku

Introducing Eliza Dushku, many people know her from the original Bring It On and the New Guy, but thats not why we remember her.  She is an absolute fox.  I remember when I was 12, touching myself to her while she was jumping around in Bring It On.  I am sold that she is one of the only reasons that movie got any hype.  I have to admit that I did forget about her since she hasnt done anything the last few years but if she did, I would pay to see it.  So here is my attempt at rating Eliza Dushku, have we finally found our first dime?

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The Gold Standard: Zooey Deschanel

Ah the mystery that is Zooey Deschanel. Sexy as hell, but no man can explain exactly what he likes about her. For you idiots who don’t already know who Zooey Deschanel is, she was the blonde chick in the movie Elf, she was in Failure to Launch, and now she has her own new show on FOX called New Girl. The thing is, she’s not one of those chicks who wears next to nothing, so she leaves so much to the imagination, and with the kind of imagination I got, and what she does show off, that’s a pretty deadly combination, and not in a bad way that’s for damn sure. So after hours of deliberating on one of the most perplexing cases on The Gold Standard, here’s our attempt at decoding the mythical foxiness of Zooey Deschanel.

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The Gold Standard

The official Prime Cuts Girl rating system. Learn it.  If you are ever debating whether or not a girl is hot enough to hook up with, just run her through the system, usually for me anyways anything above a 6.5 is worthy. The Prime Cutters are gonna start putting celebrities through the system in search of the Perfect 10, so you best be checkin up on this shit.

Ass= 3 points

Face= 3 points

Tits= 2 points

Legs= 1.5 points

Torso= .5 points

Nicki Minaj kills it on David Letterman

It’s no secret that Nicki Minaj is a favorite of The Prime Cuts. She’s an absolute fox, she can rap better than any female that I’ve ever heard and she looks good in a green wig. Nicki went on David Letterman last night to promote her album Pink Friday that comes out on Monday. Here is her preformance of her recent single “Right Thru Me.” Hit the jump for some more Nicki.

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Stick To Dripping Sex Kim Kardashian

So I’m surfing the net and I find this song by Kim Kardashian. I’ve seen in the past week that she wants to start recording music. My initial reaction was projectile vomiting then I realized how bad could it be. Paris Hilton, and the plastic girl from the Hills did it. Then I came to my senses and I realized that hot girls that are famous for being hot should stick with what they know best. Making people’s ears bleed by singing isn’t gonna get you more attention. Kim Kardashian is smoking hot. She should close her mouth and stick to showing off that ass.

Update:

So according to Kim herself that is not her on that song. Either way though if Kim Kardashian ever starts signing my head will probably explode from her voice. They are gonna auto-tune the shit out of it anyway just like every new Britney Spears song.  If anything she needs to come out with a music video and I will put that shit on mute.