Seriously: Katy Perry didn’t have sex on her honeymoon

When I read this I think a part of my brain actually melted.  So I guess that Katy Perry got bit by a spider when her and  Russell Brand were on their honeymoon. My first question is what were you doing where you get bit by a spider. Were they navigating through the rain forest. And she was so tired to have sex after she was given medication. What the hell did they do for the rest of their honeymoon play pickup sticks and Go Fish. That sounds like a terrible time. When you squirt whip cream out of your bra and flaunt your jugs everywhere you got to live up to the hype. It’s your honeymoon you “California Girl” even Quakers have sex on their honeymoon.

Here’s the story: