The McRib is Back in Action

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Yep, you heard it right. McDonalds released its famous and mysterious sandwich the McRib yesterday. This thing might be the nastiest looking slab of BBQ mystery meat on a fast food bun anywhere, but I fucking love it and you best believe I’m guna be waiting in line to get one of these artery-clogging atrocities. Let the cholesterol binge begin!

This commercial would definitely make me buy one of these babies.

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Lindsay Lohan Screws Up Again…Shocking

Lindsay Lohan Shows Up Late to Coroner’s Office For Her Community Service.

So yesterday the lovely Lindsay Lohan got tossed back in jail again for doing something wrong. At this point it doesn’t even matter what the hell she did, if you guess drugs or violated probation you’re probably right. I am so tired of hearing about this bitch it’s ridiculous. I feel like she just gets arrested now to get some publicity even though the only people who still care is TMZ. Regardless of what she might think, Lindsay Lohan is no longer a celebrity. She’s just another bitch who had everything handed to her on a silver platter and pissed it all away. She can’t even show up to her community service at the morgue on time. Grow the fuck up Lindsay, this isn’t The Parent Trap anymore, you can’t just switch places with your secret twin. At least she’ll be with people who look like her at the morgue, that’s probably the only place she’ll be able to get it in anyway. Yeah I did just go there.

At least she’s still killin it in her mugshot

Nothing like this though. She had so much potential as a ginger.

Shia LaBeouf Gets Pummeled in Street Fight

Article/Video Here: Shia LaBeouf Fight — Pummeled to the Ground on Vancouver Sidewalk | TMZ.com.

Fuckin Vancouver man, just a bunch of ass-holes. Their team doesn’t win the Stanley Cup, they destroy the city. An A-List actor is walking on the street and they beat the shit out of them. Just no respect. I don’t know how they do it in Canada but around here if the star of Transformers is walking down the street you dap him up for being in the same movie as Megan Fox and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, being in Sarah Roemer, and being awesome in Even Stevens. If a guy like Shia is in movies with that caliber of smokes, then you shake his damn hand and show him some respect. Grow up Vancouver.

I rest my case.