That Kid and Why I Hate Him

Does everyone know that stereotypical douche-bag faggot that goes to your school? Well at the main location of the The Prime Cutters, we have “That Kid” and of course we fucking hate him. You all know the kid I am talking about, the poser lax bro that thinks he looks good dressed in outlandish outfits wearing colors like pink and yellow and thinking it is acceptable and shows his masculinity. He tries to play lacrosse but of course hes so god damn nonathletic and useless that he doesn’t even come close to making the squad. Fuck that kid and everything about him. Who the fuck does he think he is even talking to me at any point in time. Do not step foot in my house and don’t even think about talking to me…ever, because frankly i don’t want to hear whatever stupid ass ignorant shit is about to come out of your mouth. So if you all know “That Kid” next time you see him, do us a favor here at The Prime Cuts and tell him to fuck off or my favorite saying Blow me. And for all of you who are in fact “That Kid” do us all a favor and leave me the fuck alone.

The Cuts is Back and Flyer than Ever

So in the spirit of our second go at The Prime Cuts, we decided to give the site a new look. We got a new site layout and a new logo, and we’re back better than ever, fly as hell. Now the comeback is complete, more Fuck You Fridays, Gold Standards, Jams of the Week, and general smut than ever before. Thanks to Pete Blackburn of The Nosebleeds for the fresh new logo. Enjoy bitches.

Oh Yeah We Back

Well, after a long absence, The Prime Cuts is makin a comeback. Hide ya kids, hide ya wife, the boys are back with a vengeance. We got some new writers, new theme songs, new ladies to be subjected to the Gold Standard, and more people to say fuck you to on Fridays. So buckle your seat belts kids the boys are back.