Lady Getting Banged by Jesus on a Car

Literally died laughing watching this. Like Jesus would bang such a hideous woman, please. She does have good form though…

” I got some for water for you..It’s Jesus wateeeer.” Love her. Love

Some one is on drugs on drugs on drugs.

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Want to shit your pants and then scare a friend?

Just click on this link, steal the bros lollipop by clicking on it, press allow and enjoy.
Don’t pussy out because it says allow. It doesn’t post anything to your Facebook or screw anything up. http://www.takethislollipop.com/

Its a little Halloween sketchiness to get the festivities started. Highly recommended to have those paranoid friends of yours do. Or your relatives that are new to Facebook that will absolutely take this seriously and start freaking out. When I first did it I nearly shat my skimpies at the advancement in technology that allowed this. Happy Halloweek everyone. Let the drinking and girls with no clothes begin. Cause we got Sluts, on sluts, on slutttss.

Iceland Bro Puking on His Friends Face

What. The. Fuck. I have no idea what in this world would possess you to projectile vomit all over your boys face. Like these dudes just call each other up, “Yo what you wanna do tonight?” “I don’t know man why don’t I just get down into my skimpies and have you puke on my face?” Just unreal what the whole 6 months of darkness 6 months of sunlight will do to a country. Yuck.