Top Ten: Best Modern Love Making Songs

Back in day singers like Marvin Gaye and  Barry White would make ladies want it more than a fat kid wanting a McRib. Now that we are one decade into the 2000’s love songs have been a rarity. There are no more classics like “Sexual Healing” or “Let’s Get It On” or “Can’t Get Enough of Your Love.” Now instead we have “DJ Got us Fallin’ in Love” and “Right Now (Na Na).” No one wants to go in the bedroom when bass bumping, auto-tuned anthems. It is hard to find a good modern day love song and there are few artists that set the mood. One artist, Trey Songz could have all 10 spots on the list but that wouldn’t be fair.

#10 Usher Feat. Alicia Keys – My Boo

#9 Mike Posner – Halo

#8 Craig David – 7 Days

#7 Chris Brown – Take You Down

#6 The Dream – Falsetto

#5 Joe – I Wanna Know

#4 Lloyd Feat. Ashanti – South Side

#3 Justin Timberlake – Until The End of Time

#2 Ludacris Feat. Trey Songz – Sex Room

#1 Trey Songz – Neighbors Know My Name

 

Nicki Minaj is Looking Good

Well it doesn’t take a sane man to think that Nicki Minaj is a dime piece. These recent pics only add to the legend. She is stacked like some IHOP pancakes. Pink Friday come on on November 22. More pictures if you turn the page.

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Seriously: Katy Perry didn’t have sex on her honeymoon

When I read this I think a part of my brain actually melted.  So I guess that Katy Perry got bit by a spider when her and  Russell Brand were on their honeymoon. My first question is what were you doing where you get bit by a spider. Were they navigating through the rain forest. And she was so tired to have sex after she was given medication. What the hell did they do for the rest of their honeymoon play pickup sticks and Go Fish. That sounds like a terrible time. When you squirt whip cream out of your bra and flaunt your jugs everywhere you got to live up to the hype. It’s your honeymoon you “California Girl” even Quakers have sex on their honeymoon.

Here’s the story:

http://www.hollyscoop.com/katy-perry/katy-perry-and-russell-brand-dont-bang-on-honeymoon_25615.aspx

Stick To Dripping Sex Kim Kardashian

So I’m surfing the net and I find this song by Kim Kardashian. I’ve seen in the past week that she wants to start recording music. My initial reaction was projectile vomiting then I realized how bad could it be. Paris Hilton, and the plastic girl from the Hills did it. Then I came to my senses and I realized that hot girls that are famous for being hot should stick with what they know best. Making people’s ears bleed by singing isn’t gonna get you more attention. Kim Kardashian is smoking hot. She should close her mouth and stick to showing off that ass.

Update:

So according to Kim herself that is not her on that song. Either way though if Kim Kardashian ever starts signing my head will probably explode from her voice. They are gonna auto-tune the shit out of it anyway just like every new Britney Spears song.  If anything she needs to come out with a music video and I will put that shit on mute.