Really NY Giants? Really?

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“The New Meadowlands Stadium experienced two power outages in the 3rd quarter of tonight’s game,” a statement issued by stadium said. “Power was lost when one of the two feeders to the stadium experienced a power interruption.”

The stadium then started taking power from the second feeder, the statement said.

“A second power interruption occurred to the second feeder causing a full outage,” the statement said. “Functionality to the original feeder was restored and we are now receiving power though that feeder.”

“We are currently investigating the original cause of the interruption,” the statement said.

via Blackout brings Giants-Cowboys game to brief halt РCNN.com.

So let me get this straight, the NEW Meadowloands Stadium, you know the 1.6 Billion one, lost power during the Cowboys Giants game? Maybe I’m missing something here, but don’t multi-billion dollar stadiums have, I don’t know, backup power? Like this article says that one generator shit the bed, then a minute later the whole stadium is pitch black. Fans were going crazy getting in fights with each other, and the players hit the deck like it was a terrorist attack or something. I guess turning the lights off is the new international signal for start a riot. Grow up America.
I wonder how many hot girls were groped by creepy old men and 8-year-old boys during the blackout. I think I’m guna look for some statistics on that.

Fuck You Friday Update: Zenyatta Lost.

Just to let everyone know, “Boise State” Zenyatta the horse lost by a nose. That’s what happens when you compare an undefeated horse to a fucking football team. Now the sports world is right again.

P.S.

The headline of the ESPN video is “Ain’t What She Used to Be.” First of all, ain’t what she was this morning? And if thats not a death sentence in a headline I don’t know what is.

Breeders’ Cup: Zenyatta loses by a head to Blame in the Breeders’ Cup Classic – ESPN.

Fuck You Friday: Zenyatta the Horse

Okay so if I do another Fuck You Friday, it’s probably guna be a person, but all this hype about this horse is enough for an exception. So I’m watching ESPN right now, and some ass-hole field reporter is talking about some race horse named Zenyatta, and comparing her to NCAA football. Are you fucking kidding me? He just said Zenyatta is like Boise State. So you’re telling me a female horse that’s won 19 races is like a top ten college football team? First of all, nobody even gave a shit about her until the Breeders’ Cup started getting press. Now all of a sudden sports analysts are saying she’s better than the 1972 Dolphins because they lost next season. I’m sorry but I call bull shit, she’s a damn horse. She runs fast. Besides this is her last race anyway and after she’s done they’re guna breed her with some guy horse then take her out back and pull an Old Yeller on her ass. Then a week later another horse with some ridiculous name will win a couple races and people will compare it to the fuckin NFL. Give me a break.