What the hell just happened? This fake ref just waltzed through the sidelines and on to the field like he owned the place and no one stopped him? Like nobody noticed this dude was wearing shorts and a baggy ass ref shirt? I mean hey more power to the kid for getting through but you’re telling me nobody noticed the college-aged kid walking through the Arizona sidelines with ref clothes on? Big props to this kid for guts though. I mean he runs in, stops play by himself, then has the balls to ask the real ref for the ball. I mean if that’s not ballsy then I don’t know what is. Then he just takes off like a bat out of hell, no chance anyone caught him either because all the players were too busy bashing each others’ heads in. What an opportunity to get a few licks in though, when everyone is looking at the gazelle in ref clothes. Nothing like the University of Miami fight a few years ago though. Then again nobody is as thug as Brandon Meriweather.
This is just outrageous. Even if it’s fake it’s pretty sweet. The only thing is I can’t tell if these guys are just bosses and people I’d want on my beer pong team or just a house full of nerds who have way too much time on their hands.
A crash is one of the only reasons to watch NASCAR or IndyCar racing. Indy 500 winner Dan Weldon was involved in a horrific 15 car crash at the Las Vegas Motor Speedway. Cars were flying around the track like Matchbox Cars being thrown around by a toddler. There is something about this where you just can’t look away no matter how horrific it was. Weldon was only 33 and in the prime of a very promising racing career.
What a debacle. Two teams that haven’t been on the right side of the scoreboard for countless seasons are finally doing well and they don’t know how to handle it. Harbaugh’s over here acting like he won the goddamn SuperBowl already and Schwartz is acting like a little girl who just got her dollhouse stomped by her older brother. Well now I can see why the Lions play the way they do, their coach is as scummy as they are. Take it down a notch bro it’s not like you’ve never done that. Harbaugh that was a weak showing but hey, I’ve been waiting to have the Lions put in their place so props to you big guy for stomping Jim Schwartz’s dollhouse.
Sorry I didn’t post this on Friday, I had a real busy day filled with skipping classes and getting drunk. But at this point after watching five weeks of football, I can’t think of anyone who is more deserving of a nice fuck you than Tony Romo. I mean come on man, if you’re going to date the finest females in the celebrity world (Jessica Simpson and Candice Crawford), you gotta back it up on the field. I’m sick and tired of hearing everyone giving this vag the benefit of the doubt for his shit performance and choke-shows on the football field. Maybe he should take notes from Tom Brady, guy has a kid with Bridget Moynahan, then decides he would rather date the hottest supermodel in the game Gisele Bündchen, wifes her up, all the while tearing it up as the best quarterback in the NFL. Listen Tony, if you’re guna date smokes, you gotta have the stones to back it up, and judging by your horrendous performance, you ain’t got em. So, in conclusion, fuck you Tony Romo, fuck you.
In the spirit of football season and the beginning of third season of one of the all time best shows, The League, we thought here at The Prime Cuts that this would be a good idea to start off the new tradition of scene of the week. Now because I am a patriots fan and I fucking hate the Jets I figured a scene about Plaxico “Cheddar Bob” Burress would be a great post due to his shitty play against the Patriots last sunday. Hope you enjoy…
I know it was a few weeks ago but something had to be said about this. When I saw this cover shot I almost shed a tear. Just ruined my whole image of Hope Solo. I don’t mind a muscly girl but not if she looks like she could bench press me. Thankfully the rest of her photoshoot was better. The rest of the pictures made everything right in the world again. Don’t worry Hope, you’re still one of the hottest female athletes I’ve ever laid eyes on.
More of her photoshoot after the jump. Trust me you need to see these to cancel out the cover shot.
Calvin Johnson has the most fitting nickname in sports. “Megatron” has a wingspan of 6’10”, a height of 6’5″, a weight of 240lbs, runs a 40 yard dash in less than 4.3 seconds, and has an overall reach of 8’8″. How do you stop that? Answer: you don’t. If World War III breaks out, just clone a couple thousand Calvin Johnsons and America would have more than enough firepower to decimate every other country on the planet. Hell they’d probably catch enemies’ bombs out of mid-air, run them into the nearest end zone, and dunk them through the uprights…given it’d be kind of counterproductive but at least we’d have the most badass army in the world. Only thing bad about the guy is I’m playing against him in Fantasy Football this week. Long live Megatron.
Now everyone and their mother hates LeBron, including myself, which is why I was so excited for the Heat Cavs game on Thursday. There was so much, hype, they even beefed up security like the fuckin president was coming to Cleveland. And after all the hype, death threats, what have you, Cleveland tucks their tail between their legs and let’s LeBron ravage them from start to finish. That’s how you know that Cleveland doesn’t deserve any sports teams. Like are you really guna let some douche embarrass your entire city, and then come back and do it again on the court? Better believe shit like that wouldn’t go down in Boston, he’d be assassinated before he got to the Garden. Gimme a break. Like did you think the boos in the intro were enough? It’s LeBron fucking James, the guy lives off hatred, he’s like Hades of some shit. The city of Cleveland is like that short skinny kid that always talks shit when the huge kid isn’t there, but when the huge kid comes around, the skinny kid is quiet as a mouse. And it’s not even worth it to mention their excuse for a basketball team, the most physical they were with Queen James was the huge hug each one of them gave him before the game like he was their boy or something. Cleveland sucks so much LeBron had to leave his own hometown just so he can come back and embarrass it. And so, Cleveland throws its white flag up to LeBron, and will cower in a corner until the next opportunity they have to boo him from afar. Cowards.