So Taco Bell is Diet Food?

Oh so if I want to lose weight all I have to do is eat…Taco Bell? I mean this has to be a joke right? Like is it legal for a fast food place that sells dog food meat in a wet cardboard tortilla to say that they can help someone lose weight? And I love how the lady says all you have to do is “reduce your daily calories” and eat Taco Bell. Really” You mean all I have to do to lose weight is eat less? You’re kidding! God why didn’t anyone tell me it was so easy, let me go stuff my face with a Double Beef Burrito to celebrate, cause it’s the Drive Thru Diet! Bathing-suit season here I come! Figure it the fuck out Taco Bell. I wonder how many Weight Watchers points a Chalupa is?

 

I can feel the fat disappearing already!