Theme Song Monday: Full House

You’re lying if you say this song wasn’t immediately stuck in your head after listening to it. Just an absolute classic. If this theme song doesn’t put you in a great mood on a shitty Monday I don’t know what will. What a reminder of the good old days when John Stamos had a mullet, Dave Coulier was funny, Bob Saget was…uh…doing drugs (nothing’s changed there), Jodie Sweetin wasn’t doing drugs (yet), and the Olsen twins were innocent little angels. Oh and by the way Candace Cameron is now wicked hot, wicked religious, and married to hockey star Pavel Bure‘s brother. Ah the 90’s, those were the days.

Top Ten: Hottest Female Sportscasters

Honorable Mentions:

Hannah Storm

Timeless hottness right here. If she didn’t have such stiff competition she’d crack the top ten easily. Storm is almost 50 she will easily be the hottest AARP card member.

10. Rachel Nichols

Something about Rachel Nichols just screams, “You can get it.” Don’t ask me what that something is though. Maybe it’s all that reporting in empty stadiums.

9. Charissa Thompson

Definitely the dark horse of the top ten. Those eyes say it all.

8. Jenn Brown

Jenn Brown being number 8 on this list just goes to show how stacked this lineup is. The bikini shot was the deal breaker. You win with skin!

7. Melissa Stark

What a face and from what I can see the bod to match. Total package.

6. Lindsay Soto

BOOBS. Oh, she’s got a nice face too, bonus! One pic is more than enough.

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The Gold Standard: Zooey Deschanel

Ah the mystery that is Zooey Deschanel. Sexy as hell, but no man can explain exactly what he likes about her. For you idiots who don’t already know who Zooey Deschanel is, she was the blonde chick in the movie Elf, she was in Failure to Launch, and now she has her own new show on FOX called New Girl. The thing is, she’s not one of those chicks who wears next to nothing, so she leaves so much to the imagination, and with the kind of imagination I got, and what she does show off, that’s a pretty deadly combination, and not in a bad way that’s for damn sure. So after hours of deliberating on one of the most perplexing cases on The Gold Standard, here’s our attempt at decoding the mythical foxiness of Zooey Deschanel.

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Theme Song Monday: The Proud Family

You know when you have Destiny’s Child doing your theme song its gonna be hot. I don’t think that Beyonce would have ever watched The Proud Family because honestly the show sucked. Theme song was fire. Enjoy!

No Days Off Saturday

This week we got a track off the SuperBad soundtrack. Every song from that movie is way underrated, and there’s a ton of speaker-smashers throughout the whole movie, you just don’t hear them because you’re too busy laughing your ass off. But after the thirteenth time watching it, I noticed this fresh tune. So here’s your song to get pumped to before you go to the party. You listen to this right before you go out and you’re guna walk around like you fuckin own the place all night long. Dice Raw & The Roots – Here I Come.