Yikes! Hope Solo’s ESPN Magazine Photo Shoot

I know it was a few weeks ago but something had to be said about this. When I saw this cover shot I almost shed a tear. Just ruined my whole image of Hope Solo. I don’t mind a muscly girl but not if she looks like she could bench press me. Thankfully the rest of her photoshoot was better. The rest of the pictures made everything right in the world again. Don’t worry Hope, you’re still one of the hottest female athletes I’ve ever laid eyes on.
More of her photoshoot after the jump. Trust me you need to see these to cancel out the cover shot.

Megatron Continues to Destroy Everything in his Path

Calvin Johnson has the most fitting nickname in sports. “Megatron” has a wingspan of 6’10”, a height of 6’5″, a weight of 240lbs, runs a 40 yard dash in less than 4.3 seconds, and has an overall reach of 8’8″. How do you stop that? Answer: you don’t. If World War III breaks out, just clone a couple thousand Calvin Johnsons and America would have more than enough firepower to decimate every other country on the planet. Hell they’d probably catch enemies’ bombs out of mid-air, run them into the nearest end zone, and dunk them through the uprights…given it’d be kind of counterproductive but at least we’d have the most badass army in the world. Only thing bad about the guy is I’m playing against him in Fantasy Football this week. Long live Megatron.