What. The. Fuck. I have no idea what in this world would possess you to projectile vomit all over your boys face. Like these dudes just call each other up, “Yo what you wanna do tonight?” “I don’t know man why don’t I just get down into my skimpies and have you puke on my face?” Just unreal what the whole 6 months of darkness 6 months of sunlight will do to a country. Yuck.
What the hell just happened? This fake ref just waltzed through the sidelines and on to the field like he owned the place and no one stopped him? Like nobody noticed this dude was wearing shorts and a baggy ass ref shirt? I mean hey more power to the kid for getting through but you’re telling me nobody noticed the college-aged kid walking through the Arizona sidelines with ref clothes on? Big props to this kid for guts though. I mean he runs in, stops play by himself, then has the balls to ask the real ref for the ball. I mean if that’s not ballsy then I don’t know what is. Then he just takes off like a bat out of hell, no chance anyone caught him either because all the players were too busy bashing each others’ heads in. What an opportunity to get a few licks in though, when everyone is looking at the gazelle in ref clothes. Nothing like the University of Miami fight a few years ago though. Then again nobody is as thug as Brandon Meriweather.
And the extra point is good by Senora. Seriously though, nothing like a getting your ass whooped in a fight and have mommy come save you. Sad thing is this kid stood up like he actually did something. No, you were getting you face smashed in until Gostkowski‘s maid walked to the line and punted your opponents head through the up rights. Someone get her a contract.
Now, this is why dogs are above all other animals we humans let into our lives. Talk about never leaving a down soldier behind. No fear and all bravery. You won’t see a fucking cat go after his bro when he’s hit by a car. No, he’ll cough up a fur ball, lick his cock, and wish him good next 8 lives. Just love this video, nothing like real world evidence to prove that your always right. Dog’s rule and cats suck.
P.S.: Fish are alright.
Call me insensitive, but are you kidding me with this shit? This little girl dresses up and makes a video of her and her friend singing Superbass by Nicki Minaj, and next thing she knows she’s on the Ellen DeGeneres show singing it with the hottest female rapper around. Shit if this is all it takes I’ll dress up in a princess dress and toss on a tiara while jamming out to Nicki and I’ll know all the words too. YouTube here we come!
By the way, what’s with this dude balling his eyes out? Hope he saved some tissues for when he watched The Notebook later that night.
I gotta hand it to her though, she is pretty damn adorable. Hey, I have a heart too ya know!