Video: Ridiculous Beer Pong Trick Shots

This is just outrageous. Even if it’s fake it’s pretty sweet. The only thing is I can’t tell if these guys are just bosses and people I’d want on my beer pong team or just a house full of nerds who have way too much time on their hands.

Antelope Shows its Tackling Skills

Listen I know this video has been on a bunch of different other sites already but I don’t give a shit this needs to be shared everywhere it can be. This antelope is a monster, just holdin it down in the savannah, showing every biker who thinks he’s hot shit that this is his house. Slap a Bears jersey on this guy and put him next to Brian Urlacher and he’d fit right in. Nobody bikes through this guy’s spot without payin the toll. This four-legged linebacker puts Terrible Terry Tate to shame.

You must be outta yo mind son!

This Can’t Be Real Life, Can It?

Uhh, is that a joke? I’m guna find that pilot and make him follow me everywhere because he clearly has a horseshoe up his ass. Like this guy’s wing falls off and he’s plummeting to the ground and all of a sudden he fuckin flicks whatever joystick or steering wheel he has in the cockpit and lands like a feather on a pillow. This guy is either the best pilot in the universe or he keeps a garden of four leaf clovers in his cockpit or some shit. Good thing he picked that heads up penny that morning.

 

P.S. I love how this video is called “When It’s Not Your Time To Die,” like God‘s up there as he’s falling saying “Well he was pretty fucking stupid to get in that plane in the first place, but at least he’s got balls. I got you bro!” as the plane straightens out and touches down.

This Lady Would Put Chuck-E-Cheese Out of Business

Two things I love about this video. One, this lady steps up, racks up 256 points without missing in one minute, and walks away like she fuckin owns the place. Then the idiot watching in amazement steps up after she leaves like he’s guna be able to make one, let alone touch her record. This lady could buy the toys at the fuckin top shelf with all those tickets she just earned.

Club Can’t Handle India Right Noww

Yo Orifice checkin in for the first time bringin you an array of shit from things that piss me off to things that make  me giggle. Obviously, its hard to keep the focus on my words when you got  Bollywood Hollywood above me tearin shit up. At one point this kid was trying so fucking hard to keep up I  thought he might pass out haha I mean buddy atleast prepare your lungs if your gonna take on such a song. Either way I’m proud of him for trying. Have a good weekend ribeyes. Peace

PS. Don’t know about you fools, but does he not resemble Mowgli from the Jungle Book…..

Nip Slip on the Game Show Network

This is the exact place where I thought Carlton would end up. This chick is an absolute Slutty McSlut Slut. I don’t think any chick would be smiling if her top came off. The other thing I love about this video is the shit eating grin that Carlton has on his face when he realizes what happened. Its probably the first boob since Fresh Prince came off the air.  I would have loved to see him do the “Carlton Dance” after that.