21 Jump Street stars Jonah Hill’s and this is his first movie where he is skinny. Hill might have lost a ton of weight but he hasn’t lost his comedic genius. The movie is loosely based off of the television series staring Johnny Depp. To make this movie even better Ron Swanson (A.K.A. Nick Offerman) makes an appearance as well as Ice Cube and Channing Tatum.
Oh so if I want to lose weight all I have to do is eat…Taco Bell? I mean this has to be a joke right? Like is it legal for a fast food place that sells dog food meat in a wet cardboard tortilla to say that they can help someone lose weight? And I love how the lady says all you have to do is “reduce your daily calories” and eat Taco Bell. Really” You mean all I have to do to lose weight is eat less? You’re kidding! God why didn’t anyone tell me it was so easy, let me go stuff my face with a Double Beef Burrito to celebrate, cause it’s the Drive Thru Diet! Bathing-suit season here I come! Figure it the fuck out Taco Bell. I wonder how many Weight Watchers points a Chalupa is?