So That’s All You Have to do to Meet Nicki Minaj?

Call me insensitive, but are you kidding me with this shit? This little girl dresses up and makes a video of her and her friend singing Superbass by Nicki Minaj, and next thing she knows she’s on the Ellen DeGeneres show singing it with the hottest female rapper around. Shit if this is all it takes I’ll dress up in a princess dress and toss on a tiara while jamming out to Nicki and I’ll know all the words too. YouTube here we come!

By the way, what’s with this dude balling his eyes out? Hope he saved some tissues for when he watched The Notebook later that night.

I gotta hand it to her though, she is pretty damn adorable. Hey, I have a heart too ya know!

Antelope Shows its Tackling Skills

Listen I know this video has been on a bunch of different other sites already but I don’t give a shit this needs to be shared everywhere it can be. This antelope is a monster, just holdin it down in the savannah, showing every biker who thinks he’s hot shit that this is his house. Slap a Bears jersey on this guy and put him next to Brian Urlacher and he’d fit right in. Nobody bikes through this guy’s spot without payin the toll. This four-legged linebacker puts Terrible Terry Tate to shame.

You must be outta yo mind son!

This Can’t Be Real Life, Can It?

Uhh, is that a joke? I’m guna find that pilot and make him follow me everywhere because he clearly has a horseshoe up his ass. Like this guy’s wing falls off and he’s plummeting to the ground and all of a sudden he fuckin flicks whatever joystick or steering wheel he has in the cockpit and lands like a feather on a pillow. This guy is either the best pilot in the universe or he keeps a garden of four leaf clovers in his cockpit or some shit. Good thing he picked that heads up penny that morning.

 

P.S. I love how this video is called “When It’s Not Your Time To Die,” like God‘s up there as he’s falling saying “Well he was pretty fucking stupid to get in that plane in the first place, but at least he’s got balls. I got you bro!” as the plane straightens out and touches down.

This Lady Would Put Chuck-E-Cheese Out of Business

Two things I love about this video. One, this lady steps up, racks up 256 points without missing in one minute, and walks away like she fuckin owns the place. Then the idiot watching in amazement steps up after she leaves like he’s guna be able to make one, let alone touch her record. This lady could buy the toys at the fuckin top shelf with all those tickets she just earned.

Club Can’t Handle India Right Noww

Yo Orifice checkin in for the first time bringin you an array of shit from things that piss me off to things that make  me giggle. Obviously, its hard to keep the focus on my words when you got  Bollywood Hollywood above me tearin shit up. At one point this kid was trying so fucking hard to keep up I  thought he might pass out haha I mean buddy atleast prepare your lungs if your gonna take on such a song. Either way I’m proud of him for trying. Have a good weekend ribeyes. Peace

PS. Don’t know about you fools, but does he not resemble Mowgli from the Jungle Book…..